"Where people claim the UFO landed?" Yeah, he'd lived here long enough that he knew the stories. "Never been." And really, he didn't care where Michael was going so long as they didn't taken an hour to get there. He flicked at the button to Michael's fly, but didn't actually open it.

"And just so you know, this isn't coming open until we're out of town." He really did want to see if he could do what he'd said he'd do without getting them both killed. He just also didn't want to get them arrested for public indecency. At least out in the desert they had the illusion of privacy.